Someone got me boxers for Valentine's Day. :o I think they really suit me. I mean, it looks like a bunch of girls tried to get at my crotch for a blow job. Which I have to say isn't too unusual. :3

Speaking of which, February really is the month of love, eh? Because I think Yuichi's starting to lose some of his shyness. It only took like, two years but I finally saw his mini-Maru...

:\ It was pretty normal.

But! It's not like I've seen it in action (thank God) so I guess it could turn out to be something awesome. My mom always tells me not to judge a book by it's cover but. :|

Valentine's Day is coming up. ♥ I don't discriminate between genders! So please feel free to express your undying love for me through chocolaty goodness. :)

Maybe I should try making some for my special someone? But I'm not so good with chocolate. :\ I could make brownies instead?

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Speaking of which, I really like it when chocolate is moulded into cute little shapes. :3 If anyone wants to practice their chocolate making skills, I'd be happy to help out and act as a judge. Just doing my job as a good samaritan. :o

edit// I cannot be the only who thinks a carnival is not complete without a carousel. :| Colourful horses.

So, so, guess who's all nicely healed? All healed and ready for action once more. ♥ You know what they say. :) Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. ;)

I feel a sense of... freedom almost. I mean, not much freedom because teachers are cruel and unusual and are giving so much work when I'm still trying to enjoy the fact that it's 2008 and my body is ready to be used for it's full potential. D: That's um. That's a hint.

It'll feel good to play on the team again. :D Instead of, y'know, being... scorekeeper...

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Yes. No more scorekeeping. It's something to celebrate, yanno.

Long time no see. :) Does everyone miss me? You do, right? ♥

Now that I think about it, only a couple more hours until Christmas~ only a couple more hours until you guys can open the presents I gave you. Remember to think of me when unwrapping them. ;)

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By the way Pi, Rina came to visit today. :o She said something about your mom having a present for you but I wasn't really paying attention. Rina's turning into a woman~ <3 Your family's coming to visit tomorrow. Scary. D:

And Makkun, mom wants about fifteen cakes for tomorrow night. :)

( gift list )

I'm thinking, maybe I should start to consider this whole "think before you act" stuff. Because I. I am ready to die. ;_; No soccer, no singing, no sex, no smoking. DDD; ... Also, hey look, a pattern. Someone kill me. Who knew withdrawal symptoms were so bad. :\

But um. There is learning going on. Sort of. Which reminds me. Minami-sensei, you're French right? Have you ever watched Notre Dame de Paris?

Oh~ my Christmas list has a bunch of people covered now. :) (Nagase-sensei, as an apology gift for whatever trouble I may or may not have caused. :o) Everyone else, I guess. If I can't think of something will get a card or nothing, whichever.

And for the good of mankind as a whole, who knows how to make gingerbread houses?

Hey, hey. My room is clean. :Dv Granted I haven't unpacked anything yet. But Yuichi, Kazu, thanks. ♥ ... And sorry for dropping all that stuff on your foot, Yuichi. I really thought I could hold it. D:

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm so happy to be back. :'D Say, when can I start going to class again? :)

But. I'm really hungry and I tried to peel an orange but I just squirted some juice in my eye so will someone take pity and feed me? Anyone? ... Yes?

I also demand entertainment. D: I can't play soccer for a month and a half and I'm bored and apparently when I'm bored I get irritating. Lies.

edit// ... There is a spider. Beside my laptop. Staring at me.

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My mom sent me a Bible. D: She said it was an early Christmas present and I really, really, really hope she's kidding. I mean, I really can't go to church every Sunday in a situation like this!

Also, does anyone know where the library is? I really to move in or something... since the semester is ending soon, right? Being surrounded by books... and words... why is my life so hard? ;_;

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By the way, how does one go about relocating from one room to another? We have like... request forms or something?
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Oh, oh, oh. I have money. ♥ (Nakamaru, your money is my money, right?)

[OOC: Why is this so long I need a life. D:]

Weirdly enough, I woke up sore and with bruises today. :\ Is someone beating me up in my sleep? I look like an idiot when I try to walk.

Speaking of which, I accidentally dropped coffee on my bed... and oddly enough on Kame-chan who was under my bedsheets... His eye kind of melted off. Um. Is this some sort of sign? (It's kind of like that American movie, isn't it? Final Destination?)

But! More positively, Nagase-sensei, you're raising my mark, right? After I did all that singing and bought made that sandwich? There isn't anyone who deserves to pass that class like I do~

... Sort of.

And Ryo-chan, I've got my eye on you. (Except not right now because I have to get the coffee off my bedsheets... And I don't mean in "hungry" way you narcissist... Unless you happen to be eating. Then maybe. Depending. Well. Not really actually.)

I'm kind of hungry. :/

Distress. D: All this "try to get into college" crap is really impinging on my social life.

... I just used the word impinging. WHY.

In other news, the haunted house was so not scary. I so did not scream every five minutes. Tch, really guys. Shut up. But the effects were pretty cool though. And, um. The creepy laughter. Er.

Speaking of which, Koki-chan and Ryo. :D! I have already have the perfect gifts for you guys. And no, Ryo, it's not rainbow coloured condoms like last year. I swear. That was good though.

Makkun, Makkun. ♥ I see you.

Winter's coming up! Everyone ready to be cuddled on a whim? <3

SO. After much internal debate not really I decided not to drop out of high school. :) ♥ (Does that count as a birthday present for you, Kawai-sensei?)

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I need to talk to you.
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Is anyone else feeling unreasonably hot? I don't know if it's the air-conditioning or the weather but something's definitely wonky. Most suspicious. :o ... Or maybe I'm thinking too much. D:

Koyama-kun, because of your little incident (tsk, tsk!) are we still on tonight? Or do you want to reschedule?

And, Koki-chan, where's my lovin'? D: ♥

But Halloween is so close and I don't even have a costume, oh my God, what am I going to do I haven't not dressed up for Halloween in years why is it so hard to find a nice nurse outfit? :O!

To everyone who cares (which is probably everyone because my happiness should be the entire world's concern, yanno), Pi-chan is finally back where he belongs in my arms. <3

On a more serious note though, is anyone willing to be a nurse for Halloween? I'm sure it's a lot of fun. :o

BY THE WAY. My mother called the day after I failed my math test to ask how I was doing in school. ;_; I wanna drop out, I wanna drop out, I wanna drop out. Good idea? Yes? No? YES?

Oh, and Kawai-sensei, you owe me food. I expect you to stay true to your word or suffer the consequences. >:D~

Halloween. ♥ Is there anyone that's too afraid to go to the haunted house alone? Don't worry, scaredy cats, Akanishi Jin will protect you~ so just come with me. :)

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Would it be really, really, really, really bad if perhaps there was a slight chance that I could possibly do something like... return Pi's feelings?

Even after rejecting him and sending him into the arms of Toma? sdfjas bastard

You guys. How do I seduce Pi back to me?
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Have a lot of people decided what they want to be? It's time to buy costumes isn't it~

Speaking of which, can anyone guess what I'm going to be? (You don't count, Nakamaru.) Koki will reward whoever gets it it right~ <3

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He's moving out.

How long have we known each other already? I have a dog named Pin.
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Say in some... crazy, hypothetical, totally not possible situation I was to um, do something like... I don't know... break the heart of my best friend.

Um. How does one repent for something like that?
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I also forgot how boring class was. :( The teachers all sound like their speaking another language and I can't learn and it sucks.

So, if I was to drop out of high school would anyone be kind enough to have me as a house wife? Please? :) No? Okay.

On a positive note, soccer's starting. >:) Will some practise with me?

Wow, it's already been four days since we moved back into the dorms, hasn't it? Our room is still.... ;_; That means no more time for partying and nonsense, it's time to be chaste by daylight, whores by moonlight.

Speaking of which, classes have started...

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By the way, is anyone willing to find Ryo a Sailor Mars outfit? He'll pose with whoever wins for pictures~ <3

I also haven't gotten to see that freshman that Pi has a crush on. :\ Actually, I haven't met any new freshmen yet so... To all freshmen, I'm your Akanishi-senpai, without a doubt the coolest one. So if there are any odd details about the school that you're too afraid to ask anyone because you think they'll think you're a scum of the earth pervert, feel free to ask me! :)

Does anyone have any brownies? I really want some. :(